Last week I most certainly did not tell my daughter that I was tired of her watching tv all day. I did not tell her to choose 3 shows that she would like to watch. Then I did not proceed to sleep in every single day and let her watch her morning shows while I slept, therefore completely going back on my 3 shows per day before we even got started.
After some crappy sleep I most did not drug myself just to get a good night sleep. And it most certainly did not work!
For the past week or so, I have not waited to brush my teeth until noon. That would be nasty. And I am not a nasty person.
I have recently not been laughing at my daughter because she has a smelling problem. And I have so not realized that I have a smelling problem myself.
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