My daughter smells everything. I know its a phase, but still. I could probably follow her around with a camera and have you rolling for weeks.
Things she smells:
Her hands (oh my gosh! nonstop)
I seriously could go on and on.
She's 5. And relatively normal.
Please tell me she's going to outgrow this!?!
In other news: do you even care??
I want boots.
I have money for boots. (a miracle)
I go to store to buy boots.
No boots. Ok, 1 pair of boots. Thats it. In the whole store. No boots in back room.
"Where are boots? Boots were here 6 days ago. I have money to buy boots. I have husband's blessing to spend money on boots."
"We ship boots to Maine."
"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? No boots!"
"Its colder in Maine. They need boots."
No boots for me today.